Biden appeared to forget that it's now current year and began asking after his long departed friends. "Now where is King Eddie, asked Biden, "I've wanted to congratulate him on his tenth birthday". Biden was also seen trying to lure back his former pet stegosaurus Methuselah with a large plastic tree branch.
Biden had reportedly been hoping to work on a transcontinental trade project between the American Colonies and England. Coperation with King Edward whom he anticipated would be in attendance would be a necessity. Unfortunately Biden was left asking, "Where's Edward, is he here? I could swear I just caught a wiff of him".
In an attempt to locate the young king, Biden then tried to call upon his old pet Stegosaurus. "Methusela, Where are ya boy?", asked Biden The president then grabbed the nearest vegetation, a plastic fern and stalked the white house grounds shouting, "Come and get it." Biden continued for the rest of the day to attempt to locate such contemporaries of his such as King Louis XIV, Egyptian Pharaoh Hermenthotip, and that radical new playwright Billy Shakespeare.