Hasbro has announced the launch of their latest woke product, Mx. Potato Head who will be replacing Mr and Mrs Potato heads in one fell swoop. Mx. Potato head is expected to be released just in time for the 'Generic Holiday' Season 2022.
"We know that children love to identify themselves with gender neutral blobs of potato", Chris Cocks - CEO of Hasbro Announced at the launch party, " We are proud to support inclusivity of all 7.753 Billion (and counting) genders represented on the planet with Mx. Potato head" Cocks also unveiled the lineup of accessories that will be included with Mx Potato Head - None. "accessories are too constrained within the gender binary", he explained, " By not providing any accessories, no children will feel forced into any category". Hasbro will also be selling accessory kits for the blobby tater starting Q2 2023 a rainbow flag accessory priced at $50.
Mx. Potato head critics have expressed outrage with the toy, stating that while its attempts to be inclusive are a start - Hasbro has clearly missed the mark and created an ableist celebration of individuals with heads. Hasbro has not commented publicly, however insiders believe that a new product may quickly replace Mx. Potato head, Mx. Wheelchair Potato.