Joe Biden’s staggering announcement that he has 92% of democrats in his back pocket come election season may have hit a bit of a snag, as a fierce new competitor enter’s the arena.
The Hanes clad alter ego of High School Principle Benjamin Krupp, Captain Underpants has tossed his… err pants into the ring. With a booming Tra la la The Captain announced that he will be running a well ironed campaign in his bid for the presidency. Not only is he the newest entrant to the emerging 2024 candidate field but he has already establish an astounding base amongst democrats with 97% of democrats already willing to vote for him.
“Finally a candidate who stands for all that is preshrunk and cottony” mused Nancy Peolsi, known for having the tightest underpants in Congress, “Not to mention he is younger than Biden and Trump Combined!”
With The Captain’s groundswell of support, potential Republican candidates are now turning their attention away from Joe Biden and strategizing their next moves in an election with the most popular democratic in history.
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