Following the shocking revelation that AOC had faked her handcuffed arrest at a pro abortion rally, some including her own supporters, have begun calling into question AOC’s other acts of heroism. Chief amongst these is her tragic demise on January 6th when she perished in staunch defense of the American Democracy.
“I have this image of her leading the counterattack to hold the capitol burned into my head” said one bewildered supporter, “But now I don’t know what to trust. Was she even savagely beaten to death clutching an American flag that day?”
AOC was unavailable for comment following her arrest however, a spokesman informed us, “She is shaken from her ordeal but her will remains unbroken as ever despite definitely still being dead”. When asked about the faked handcuffs, he responded that the accusation was an insult to AOC’s memory.
AOC’s camp have announced she will be signing copies of her obituary next week from the prison cell she has rented for the occasion, however any attempts to question her integrity will result in a handcuffed removal from the premises.
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