In a shock to students everywhere, every college in the country, that was eligible for Biden’s students $10,000 loan forgiveness, has re-run their numbers and by a staggering coincidence they have found that every student actually owed an extra $10,000
“It’s very embarrassing”, stated every college president simultaneously”, we feel so silly for not properly accounting for these poor student’s additional debt properly.” In an effort to write their error colleges are sending out notices to all impacted students providing them their corrected loan balances.
When asked about students eligible for Pell grants and up to $20,000 in forgiveness every school president prodded their calculators and announced sheepishly, “well you’re not going to believe this….we done goofed again, those students actually own an additional $20,000”.
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