Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez was devastated on Tuesday when, as she ascended the capitol steps, Alex Stein called out to her calling her his, “favorite big -booty Latina” and telling her that she looked very sexy.
Sadly however the adoring remarks only went so far and AOC was left frustrated and unfulfilled when Stein’s compliments ended prematurely. Sources close to the NY Representative have revealed that she was devastated that no deference was paid to her self-described,“Bangin Double D’s” and that she no longer wishes to engage with society until she feels her image as the TnA girl of Capitol Hill has been restored.
“She has taken to locking herself in her luxury penthouse looking mournfully out at the Hooters in the valley, gently nestled between two shockingly symmetrical mountains” Our source has informed us. “While Alex loved her career as a bartender she was once turned down for a position at her local Twin Peaks. She has never really been the same since and this horrific incident has forced her to relive those traumatic memories”.
We at The Saturday Ire wish AOC a swift recovery and hope she will emerge from this endeavor stronger than ever. Until then however, if you or a loved one has suffered a similar fate we urge you to seek the same help that she is rumored to have, and contact West End Plastic Surgery in Washington DC.
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