AOC has revealed that she does not believe America is ready to see a woman of color on the throne of England. "The Truth is that American's hate women and people of color" said AOC to her 13 million twitter followers, "They see me and are afraid because they know I'd do a better job as queen than any straight white man!"
Rumors had circulated recently about a potential AOC bid for the Crown following the death of Queen Elizabeth II, however supporter's of AOC's ascendancy to the thrown were disappointed to learn that The Queen would instead be succeeded by her son Charles.
AOC will continue her campaign for the crown in the coming years however now more than ever she feels that the country is too filled with hateful republicans who will never vote for her to become queen, solely due to her race and gender. "I'd be the queen already if they didn't all want to date me so much" she said pushing back countless bigoted suitors with a long pole. Despite this setback her supporters are confident that
AOC may yet become the queen as soon as new legislation bans republicans from voting in the next royal election.
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