Brandon is back and this time he means business. Joe Biden’a new altar ego Dark Brandon has become a popular meme on the left to attempt to ‘take back’ the name Brandon. Due to his newfound popularity Biden has been courting sponsorship deals, and has finally signed as the new face of Depend brand adult diapers.
“It’s a match made in heaven”, announced Dark Brandon, “I have always been able to count on my depends when I have to….you know…the thing”. To close his press conference, the Dark President unfurled a banner behind him to reveal his new campaign slogan, ‘you can Depend on me’.
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