Following the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago Democrats are rejoicing as a leaked list of items removed by the FBI includes what the believe will be the ultimate downfall of President Donald Trump. These items include ,a phone list, some slides, a cocktail napkin, and some charts. But most destructive of all, a birthday menu.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer crowed Thursday morning, "We have never been more proud of our jackbooted stormtroopers at the FBI. They have finally obtained the evidence that will end Trump's political career". When asked why the birthday menu spelled certain doom for Trump, Schumer responded, "Trust me, have we ever been wrong about this sort of thing."
Democrats fondly remember when they ended Trumps career with the great success of the 'not my president' movement. Following that they ended his career with the legal stylings of their next presidential hopeful [and convicted felon], Michael Avenatti. The seizure of the birthday menu from Mar-a-Lago will spell certain doom for Trump once again and his presidential legacy will never be the same.
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