“We’re hoping it’s like algebra”, said Chuck Schumer, “we’re going to create our own inflation with your hard earned money so that we can just cross them both out”.
If this bill passes, Democrats will first take possession of all wealth in the country which will be stored in a massive wallet in AOC's district. After taking possession, Democrats will then begin printing even more money at an unprecedented rate to catch up to current inflation. Senator Bernie Sanders has even volunteered two of his houses for additional printing presses.
To be certain that the all of the country's money is spent as quickly as possible it will all be sent to Democrat leaders who will be able to spend it on, electric vehicles, houses in cities they’ll never visit, and of course their re-election campaigns.
When asked if he was concerned about the possibility of just worsening the current inflation, Schumer responded ,“I’m not a mathematician”.
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