Gavin Newsom has once again stunned the world with his generosity and graciously offered on Monday Morning, to home every illegal immigrant in the houses and homes of California citizens who's first names don't start with G. All other citizens will be asked to donate their homes to house illegals and if they don't like it, they can leave. "California is no place for hatred and bigotry" Announced Newsom while signing the paperwork to have a family of four evicted for non-compliance. When asked about the G name exception and how it applies to him, Newsom replied that it would be unfair to expect all citizens to take on the burdon so he choose a letter at random, "I would love to take on a few families myself in my multimillion dollar mansion, but it would be unfair to anyone else who's name starts with a G"
Gary Thompson, a California resident strongly agrees with this new policy, "I think Newsom has found a fair and uniquely American way to welcome new democrat voters, I mean, hard working Americans to our communities.
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