Sources close to American President Joe Biden have informed us that, while the president is pleased with last night's unity speech, he does wonder if his choice to don a mustache and hat inspired by German dictator and primary antagonist of World War II, Adolf Hitler was an unnecessary distraction that may provoke more than unite.
Biden, in his speech, called for the extermination of the American Conservative in this nation, and pinned all of the Countries's woes on them in a very uniting fashion. However again, he was concerned that while he was crafting his final solution for Republicans on stage, some Nazi-fascist in the venue kept shouting "f*ck Joe Biden" at him for an unknown reason.
Biden is not expected to apologize for his choice of inspiration and will instead, we are informed, attempt to seek the great wisdom of the dictators of old using an Ouija board to channel their guidance on how better to unite the nation.
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