“That’ll teach little Sally to steal from Uncle Sam” laughed an unnamed squad member refilling his plastic cup. The anonymous IRS elite trooper was dispatched Sunday after word reached the IRS of a tax dodging endeavor. Little Sally’s lemonade stand.
Sally [last name omitted] was enjoying a weekend of learning about entrepreneurship and community in a picturesque rural Massachusetts town. However, in a bid to bring down this great nation, the little dissident had decided to not educate herself of her civic duty to give half of her earnings to the government.
As soon as word reached the IRS, they ordered their elite death squad to saddle up and move out. Luckily for Sally they arrived while she was in the backyard picking a few flowers for the stand. Her stand however, was not so lucky, “Open Fire” shouted the squad leader and their shiny new MP5s turned the sunshine yellow stand into swiss cheese.
Little Sally is recovering from the ordeal in her jail cell and is expected to remain there until she can make her tax payment of $12. The hit squad is remounted to be on the move again after rumors surfaced of a young boy selling the opportunity to paint his fence, tax free.
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