At the end of his announcement regarding a new plan to buy votes with taxpayer money by forgiving up to $20,000 in student loans, Joe Biden woke up just long enough to give one last message to any working parents who actually worked and sacrificed to send their children to college. Biden was ready and waiting when a reporter asked if he thought there was any question of fairness from working parents.
"Listen Jack, Anyone who says my plan is unfair, well I've got a message for you" The President proceeded to whip out a giant foam middle finger and waved it in front of the cameras. "If I can't buy your vote, then you sure aint't a democrat" he continued, his arm weakening from the weight of the large middle finger.
The President refused to elaborate on the meaning of his giant foam middle finger. However working families across the country seem to be getting the message. Couples across the nation have begun sprinting to onboard more debt, safe in the knowledge that as long as they promise to vote democrat a few times each (and mail in a few votes for good measure), Uncle Joe will be there to make the idiots who actually work in this country pay for it for them.
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