A devastated Kamala Harris was seen ordering her staffers to begin deflating her party balloons and removing celebratory banners announcing her presidency which had been hung up upon receiving the news that President Joe Biden had been infected with Covid.
Unfortunately for Kamala however this celebration seems to have been premature however as the media has begun reporting that Biden is, technically still alive and recovering.
One staffer, re-folding a well creased ‘All the Way to the White House’ Banner, overheard the Vice President calling her father with the grim news, “Sorry dad”, sighed Harris, “It looks like he’s going to make it after all…no I don’t think much longer….Yes I think you should re-seal the caviar” `
This occurrence has become so frequent for Harris’ staff, one member informed us, that this routine plays out on a near weekly basis. “None of thought it would take this long, least of all Kamala. We could open our own Party City with the supplies we have built up over the years”.
Harris was last seen shuffling back into her office, sadly removing a black armband and crumpled party hat.
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