Kamala Harris was cackling all the way up the podium to accept her Nobel prize at a special session of the Nobel Committee. She thanked the attendees who were in attendance and thanked the committee members who were part of committees. Harris also expressed gratitude that the special session had been convened for her convenience*. "Normally we would have waited to present this award in two weeks with the rest of them," announced Chairman Carl-Henrik Heldin, "But we felt this incredible beak-through merited something special".
Kamala has announced that she will be authoring a new children educational book entitled, "Things are things - A Presidential Perspective". This tome of wisdom is expected to contain such insights as, ocean Liners sail on the ocean, The North Pole is to the north, and a woman's place is in the white house you bigot!
*Swing and a miss for the newly minted Nobel Laureate.
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