Despite ‘the science’ and against all democrat odds, Joe Biden, the most vaxxed and boosted president in history has tested positive for Covid for a second time after completing a course of treatment with an emergency authorized drug.
“It’s almost like the experimental vaccine, thin paper double-masks, and near daily booster shots he gets aren’t actually protecting him” mused Doctor Kevin O’Connor, Biden’s physician. “If he catches this a third time we’ll really wonder about Covid protocol efficacy”. Dr O’Connor was immediately called a science denier and removed from his post.
The hunt for a new presidential physician is underway. Current candidates include Hunter Biden, Dr. Jill Biden, and relative unknown Dr. 'Fanthony Aouchie'. In the meantime, scientists are busy cooking up their next vaccines and treatments that will do little more than line the pockets of the pharmaceutical companies that they just purchased stock in.
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