Nancy Pelosi, a famed lover of ice cream, has reassured the country that despite the devastating news of Choco Taco's discontinuation. She has taken steps to ensure that she will never run out of the beloved treat.
"Last night", stated Pelosi, "Instead of trying to fix the economy, I took delivery of truckload after truckload of the remaining supply of Choco Tacos" Pelosi has had several custom freezers prepared for the thousands of Choco Tacos that were delivered to her which will be well cared for in her new Ice Cream House.
Pelosi has promised that the tacos will not be reserved for only herself however. On alternate weekends she will be broadcasting a live-steam of herself devouring one of the Klondike treats so that we can all share in their remembrance.
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