Joe Biden has proudly announced that as of July 31 Al Quadea leader Ayman al Zawahiri will be joining the ever growing list of democrat voters for the upcoming 2024 election. His voting was determined after a drone strike successfully blew him straight into the democrat voter registry.
“We are thrilled that, following his encounter with one of our drones, Al Zawahiri was successfully converted to a democrat voter” stated press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “Unfortunately his family will not be joining the democrat voter registry this time around but we’ll be sure to get them next time”.
Al Zawahiri’s rumored successor Saif al-Adel has yet to be officially appointed and in turn registered as a democrat however leading democrats have assured us that, they are ready to spend millions of tax dollars bombing blindly throughout the Middle East until he and any incidental casualties are prepared to vote blue no matter who.
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