Launched on July 9 2022, The satirical ‘news outlet’ The Saturday Ire may already be in trouble as woke democrats call for its timely demise. In a bold new strategy called ‘Pre-Cancelation’ woke activists target potential conservative voices for aborti preemptive calls to shutter their windows in anticipation of what they might have to say. “How can we call ourselves a free society, when our political opponents are allowed to voice their opinions” screamed one woke womyn.”The Saturday Ire” is another in a long line in attempts to silence and commit violence against us with so called jokes” xe screamed, tying a note to a brick destined for Saturday Ire’s home office.
Concerned activists have also observed that The Saturday Ire appears to be the perfect realization of the American conservative’s dream of fascism.
“The whole operation is run from top to bottom by one person, probably a straight while male at that” said one respondent, “No one should have that kind of unilateral power! This dictator should return the platform to where it rightfully belongs, to the hard workers of this country who built it in the first place”.
When asked to comment on the outrage preceding the launch of his outlet, the founder of The Saturday Ire, Sheev Palpatine responded by questioning how anyone had even heard of the Saturday ire yet.
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