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The Ten Levels of Republican According to Democrats



  1. Republican - These ignorant bigots are enemies of the state and are all religious zealots! Also they're dum.

  2. Ethnic Republican - Just like Republicans but these Uncle Tom's are worse because they don't vote for us!

  3. Media Conservative - It's amazing that these people are capable of even understanding their beloved Faux News.

  4. Centrist - Insidious agents of the enemy, they pretend to be 'reasonable' but are secretly fascists and racists too!

  5. Proud Boy - The militant foot-soldiers of MAGA, ready to carry out Supreme Leader Trump's will at a single command.

  6. MAGA - The Full blown MAGA - They're one wish in this world is for fascism to reign over the country with Donald Trump as the one and only law.

  7. ULTRA MAGA - Even worse than your everyday MAGA. They're coming for your rights and won't stop until everyone is a straight white male who worships God.

  8. Supreme Court - Let's face it, no Conservative has ever legitimately been appointed to the supreme court. Also they're all rapists.

  9. Conservative Satirist - They literally only have one joke and it's not even funny. Also they're dum.

  10. Donald Trump - Somehow, Hitler Returned

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