“Oh bother”, said an annoyed Pooh Bear upon hearing the rumors of Pelosi’s upcoming plans to steal his honey,” Now I’ll have to blast that mean lady out of the sky” Pooh proceeded to arm himself with his pop gun and began pacing back and forth in front of his honey pots.
Piglet, a notable friend of Pooh, began running around a mulberry bush excitedly exclaiming oh d-dear oh, d-d-dear! As loudly as he could at the prospect of war with the United States. Meanwhile US generals began laying plans for a potential siege of the Forrest should Pooh make good on his threat.
While Pelosi has not confirmed that she was going to make a bid for Pooh’s honey, it seems all but certain now that in-order to save face in the Hundred Acre Wood, she will have to make the attempt now - and risk her plane being downed by a silly old bear.
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