"The economy is doing great, Immigration is under control, I love America" These are all statements that you would have heard if you tuned in to hear Joe Biden's interview with Scott Pelly of 60 Minutes. Biden also pledged military to support to Taiwan should China choose to invade and hinted that he may be considering not running for a second term. These assertions however are brought new meaning as white house officials have revealed, that prior to the 60 minutes interview. Staffers had told President Biden, that it was opposite day.
"You see, The President didn't really mean those things he said", explained on staffer, Since it was opposite day it really means that he IS going to run again and that he HATES this racist country that he loves so much". Further questions arose regarding Biden's positive outlook on the economy, one reporter asking if since it was opposite day, doesn't that mean that he fears the worst for the economy and inflation? The staffer continued to explain that since it was opposite day Biden knew that what he was saying meant the opposite and so said the opposite of what he should be saying on opposite day to highlight how optimistic he was about the economy.
When pressed for clarification on Biden's remarks on Thailand. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre calmly and without saying ummm many times at all stated, "The President's stance on Taiwan is clear. If China invades he will not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not send US troops to war.
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