Ukraine and Russia call Ceasefire to Mourn Relationship of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian

Bernie Complains That Funds From Oil Tax Breaks Should Have Been Redistributed to Him

Newly deceased Al Qaeda Leader Ayman al Zawahiri Will be Voting Democrat in 2024

Whinnie the Pooh Threatens to Shoot Down Nancy Pelosi’s Plane if She Tries to Steal His Honey

Most Vaxxed and Boosted President of All Time Tests Positive for Covid… Again

Democrats Win Congressional Baseball Game With a Last Minute Surge of Mail-In Home Runs

Democrats Vote to Spend all of the Country's Money Hoping it will Cancel out Current Inflation.

Nancy Pelosi Reassures Nation That She is Well Stocked With Remaining Supply of Choco Tacos

The New York Times’ Top Ten Recipes for Enjoying Human